“No, actually,” we said. “I would need to bring my pump along, for after my beverage.”

“No, actually,” we said. “I would need to bring my pump along, for after my beverage.” Minimal did my mother-friend understand that the blind date she wished to set me up with may have had a nursing fetish. She explained he ended up being a attorney, too, “a pretty one.” After chatting regarding the phone …